My thoughts on a not so pleasant request...

You know it does not matter how you start the request out, telling me at random that you want to see me naked is fairly offensive. Especially if you just got done telling me that you are dating someone and moving to live with them. It is also offensive since you know  I am  interested in someone else and have made no attempts to make you think that I want you to ask to see me naked. If I don't respond well to talk of cuddling do you think I will find requests of naked pictures or peep shows less offensive? Finishing off by saying you'll settle for seeing my nipples or even one nipple is also repulsive. I don't care how attractive you find nipples, that is vile! Honest to God I can't begin to understand why anyone would think those choices are a good plan at anytime... I don't know who the hell thinks it is okay to randomly begin discussing my naked body. News flash you're my friend because I don't want to date you. And at this point I'm so disgusted with you I don't even think I want to be that.  But in regards to nudity requests unless we are dating and very serious you're not seeing me naked. Which means you will never see me naked. And I certainly am not the kind of girl who would get naked for someone else's boyfriend. I have to wonder if that stuff works on other girls? Well sorry I'm not that skank who screws around with taken people and I don't associate with the sorts of girls who would either so you're SOL. I don't appreciate being treated like a slut by anyone. I'm a person, and I have boundaries. Saying 'I hope you  won't be offended by this' does not change the fact that I am entirely offended. That being said I'd like to get a bit personal about what I want to do to your man parts...  but let's make this clear the only thing I want to do to your penis is repeatedly kick it, sir. Does the use of sir lessen the blow for you? Does it make the idea of me injuring you less awful? No I didn't think so. A douchey thing with a bow tied on is still douchey, it's just accessorized douche baggery. But you know if a full on penis assault is offensive to you then I'd settle for kicking those wrinkly things you have dangling back there. I'm not picky, I could happily kick just one!  And you know what I don't think your girlfriend would mind. Maybe next time you'll keep your mouth shut and your mind out of what is under other girls' clothes. Because loss of friendship and bodily harm seems likely if you continue down the path of vile behavior you are on.